Snobbing the Cradle

Author: kudzu

Date: July 9, 2003

by kudzu
7-09-03
At Heather's father's party...
OMG! My dads friend Bruce is sooo HAWT!
Well, hello pretty lil' lady! How's about you sit on my lap and show me what a good girl you are! I might even show you the back seat of my fancy new car!
Old enough to pee; Old enough for me!
Excuse me sir, but that's my daughter you're talking about. Even consentual sex with a 15-year-old is statuatory rape!
WHAT? I never raped no statue! Oh wait, yer talkin' about our last get-together when I befouled yer hat rack aren't ya?