Personal Savior

Author: kurtka

Date: December 13, 2011

by kurtka
12-13-11
Say, Melvin--I notice you're the only one in this office without those sappy Christian posters hanging in his cubicle.
Damn straight. I haven't set foot inside a church since I was 15, and I feel better about it every day.
Excellent! Because I need someone to come in and organize the file room on Sunday, and it looks like you're my personal savior!
Dammit!
Of course, if you'd rather do something else, I've got some inspirational literature for you to mull over...
*Sigh*... What time do I have to be here Sunday?