All comics by l337_mu5kr47

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by l337_mu5kr47
6-06-05
You don't look so good, should I perform CPR?
No, it's just leprosy.
Isn't that pretty bad?
Not really.
Well good luck with that, I'm off to the moon!

 

by l337_mu5kr47
6-07-05
I don't do drugs.
I'm high on life.
Ich sprache kein Englisch.

 

by l337_mu5kr47
6-07-05
With my graciousness and my powers I shall give you intelligence.
Just 'cause I'm a bug doesn't mean I'm not intelligent.
You remind me off poop.

 

by l337_mu5kr47
6-07-05
Space isn't as great as it could be.
Really I don't no why I even came up here, I can't breathe and it's pretty cold.
And then there's those other guys.
Did you see which way the penguin with the armpits went? I'm thirsty.

 

by l337_mu5kr47
6-08-05
So I said to him "that's doesn't look like my dog".
I understand the joke, but don't find that it's underlying implications are such that the normal audience of such foolishness would fully appreciate it's meaning.
PWN3D!!

 

by l337_mu5kr47
6-08-05
I enjoy being here with you.
You sound pretty confident for someone who doesn't hve any limbs.
Why can't you accept me for who I am?
I have trouble respecting anyone who has a one-syllable name.
Your name is only one syllable.
Not if you say it like sqer-ell

 

by l337_mu5kr47
6-08-05
w0ch 0u7 f0r /\/\y !337 /\/\4d s|<1!!z n00b
I am a pumpkin. I decorate somebody's yard.
What's it like to be so strong and handsome? Do a lot of people ask you to give autographs and stuff?
\/\/007
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by l337_mu5kr47
6-09-05
Hello jimothy, it's me the snowman here to spread holiday cheer!
I could melt you down to your pathetic little heart anytime I wanted.
Please don't.
Pwn493!!1!11

 

by l337_mu5kr47
6-09-05
So my teeth are pretty gosh darn sharp. And not just physically pointy either, they make me exude an aura of coolness. Not that I'd expect you to understand; your just a girl.
So anyway I had better be going, you know things to do people to impress and all.
Are you that guy who takes things from the dumpsters at my school?
I have always loved you.

 

by l337_mu5kr47
6-09-05
Wait a minute, what was I just doing? I think there was a man at the door...
Oh ya, I ordered out for this nifty alien.
On my old planet you would be working for me without rest because you are old and worthless. Perhaps I shall kill you and do alien rituals to your corpse.
Your suffering is about to become my extreme pleasure Earth slave.
Hey, you're the alien who killed me in my bathtub and made it look like suicide and then my wife got depressed and killed herself, but I was actually an invisible zombie and she couldn't see me, but I

 

by l337_mu5kr47
6-09-05
was really there and watching her and I was really sad, but couldn't die 'cause I'm immortal now and it's driving me crazy so I'm gonna kill you now.
xln Psrdir Fazh bathalose! Tazzgir...
That's right; you are about to die. But no, my name's not Tazzgir, I'm Shirley Sanchez from Michigan.
Your not going to kill me, I created you. I'll just slaveify you and you'll have to help me in my ultimate quest...
What's your ultimate quest alien slave driver my muffin?
Can't say now. Gotta leave a "cliffhanger" for next "episode".

 

by l337_mu5kr47
6-09-05
Hi Julie.
Hi Al.
So, how were your finals today?
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Fine Al.

 

by l337_mu5kr47
6-10-05
Now go forth to carry out the plan which I have layed out for you.
Uh-huh
You will infiltrate the government using your vaguely human looks to trick the gaurds and steal me all US military plans so as to let me intiate major pwnage over humans.
Right
That guy is so cute.
I'm off!

 

by l337_mu5kr47
6-10-05
WHISTLEWHISTLEWHISTLEWHISTLE
Mr. President, we have just been notified of a possible threat just outside the whitehouse.
Well, send out some guy with a gun. They seem to solve problems.
What could possibly happen next?
Lay off fed!
killkillkillkillkillkill killkillkillkillkillkill killkillkillkillkillkill

 

by l337_mu5kr47
6-11-05
What an ugly little planet.
Houston, I have spotted an unknown spaceship.
Those buggers are shooting me down!

 

by l337_mu5kr47
6-11-05
This planet is the worst!
Shut up phreek.
Alcohol rocks!
Now I am getting revenge.

 

by l337_mu5kr47
6-12-05
Ha ha ha! Feel my wrath fowl human!
Ow! Stop, that hurts!
*punch*
OOF
My superior intelect gives me a huge advantage over the homo sapien species.
My spleen!

 

by l337_mu5kr47
6-27-05
I can perform 10,000,000 calculations a minute.
I can balance on a ball.
That's just a worthless stunt. I can do things that matter and help people.
The only thing your used for is playing online videogames about killing aliens terrorists.
Pw|\|493!!1!1
But it's lots of fun...

 

by l337_mu5kr47
7-02-05
You have studied well while on my unidentified remote area now you are a ninja jewel master.
I will kill a lot of people for something involving the word "dragon".
Your dishonorable taking of the dragon lotus stone of the ming qin dynasty is a great reason for totally going ninja on you right now.
I don't have a lotus dragon, !!!mystic wiseman herbal-puncture super death blow!!!
That one's my favorite.

 

by l337_mu5kr47
7-03-05
I wish I could grow facial hair like you.
How did you get in here?
There's a hole in the top.
And they were.
All the people are dead.

 

by l337_mu5kr47
7-03-05
Why am I in the category exploding dog? I posses neither of those elements.
You look a lot like an exploding dog, and I would know. Besides, they named me pants.
I would wear pants made out of you if I could catch and skin you.
EXPLODE, DOG!!!
And it was so.

 

by l337_mu5kr47
7-03-05
I fear that my construction is too similar to the cliche robots of 50's movies for people to take me seriously. I have lightbulbs for eyes, and my body is a tin can.
Well that's cool and all, but why is your head made out of meat?
HE'S ON DRUGS!

 

by l337_mu5kr47
7-13-05
Burn Burn Burn
You should have seen what i did to that Fucking smart-ass cowboy

 

by l337_mu5kr47
7-13-05
It is abstract
Your parents are overbearing
I serve a non-entitic function

 

by l337_mu5kr47
7-13-05
Hello
I hate my life
I have served my purpose...

 

by l337_mu5kr47
7-18-05
You're the man from my dream!
No, I'm not.
But, I'd recognize him anywhere, it was awful.
Well, technically not just any dream. It was a coma dream, a coma dream!
There's no punchline because insane people are funny on their own. Ha.
You've just been released from the hospital, I'm a hallucination, you're insane.

 

by l337_mu5kr47
7-28-05
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I'm sure that you didn' t mean to be going that fast.
This speeding ticket is unbelievable.
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Standing next to this guy makes me look even fatter.
I will certainly try to respect the safety of others more.
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What's that buzzing?
A helicopter.

 

by l337_mu5kr47
7-31-05
Ümläüt!¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
shut up
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by l337_mu5kr47
7-31-05
Oodles of noodles! Rum tum tum.
Hail Rotaerc Pirts!
I can't believe it's not Satan worship!
He likes the way it fizzes in your soul.
It's even creamier than real Satan worship!
I like the way it fizzes in your soul!

 

by l337_mu5kr47
8-05-05
Hey, your ignoring me!
Like the plague!
But that's not how the saying goes.
I think those black bumps I have are getting bigger.
I can't see you.

 

by l337_mu5kr47
8-07-05
Where's my body?
I haven't seen him.
Well... I hate you.
Close the window.
He's going to eat me.
I am not creative enough to use the random layout button.

 

by l337_mu5kr47
8-07-05
I must keep my finger over my mouth so that I don't eat him.
He has his finger over his mouth because he wants me to be quiet.
I didn't say anything.
The morphine makes my soul burn!
The fast food joint around the corner surely isn't the head of the CIA. I know because AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHahhhAAH My MYYY leags! CHOPIN musiC

 

by l337_mu5kr47
8-07-05
It's stupid because it doesn't come in episode format.
And so the saga ends with our heros 300 miles from civilization, 137 years in the past, in the middle of a drug trip, and starting to become proficient at using dirt as weapons. They ar*OUT OF SPACE*
*vomit*
More vomit.

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