DisturbingAlienSagaEpisode4(ReallyFirstLikeStarWarsButGood)

Author: l337_mu5kr47

Date: June 9, 2005

by l337_mu5kr47
6-09-05
Wait a minute, what was I just doing? I think there was a man at the door...
Oh ya, I ordered out for this nifty alien.
On my old planet you would be working for me without rest because you are old and worthless. Perhaps I shall kill you and do alien rituals to your corpse.
Your suffering is about to become my extreme pleasure Earth slave.
Hey, you're the alien who killed me in my bathtub and made it look like suicide and then my wife got depressed and killed herself, but I was actually an invisible zombie and she couldn't see me, but I