CC167: use only as directed...

Author: lara7

Date: January 26, 2003

by lara7
1-26-03
Doctor, the prescription you gave me is having some unpleasant side effects. For one, my anus is bleeding.
That's odd. I've never had that complaint about that drug before. Are you taking it with alcohol?
Well, of course. That's the only way I'm able to relax enough to insert a suppository.
Ah.
You have no idea what "oral contraceptive" even means, do you?