One night while channel surfing....

Author: lara7

Date: October 30, 2001

by lara7
10-30-01
3:45 am.
My name is Tony Robbins. You may not know me, but give me 72 hours, and I will change the quality of your life by 300%!
hmm, what else is on?
3:49 am.
...and if you call now, you'll receive a bonus item for your collection: a genuine piece of navel lint!
Oooh! I could have some fun with that!
3:55 am.
Wait; you did say "naval", right?