cc 77: Beauty is only SCSI deep

Author: lara7

Date: November 4, 2001

by lara7
11-04-01
The 861st Annual Miss Universe Pagent, Talent Competition
I will now recite Pi to 10,000 decimal places: 3. 14159 26535 89793 23846 26433...
Next!
I will now do a dramatic reading featuring every other prime number: 2, 5, 11, 17, 23, 31, 41, 47, 59, 67....
Next!
My Standup Comedy subroutine, which is based entirely on String Variables, ....
Dammit! I knew that opening the pagent to the artifically intelligent was a bad idea...