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| Mr. Cheney, what's this thing on your desk labelled "Pocket Projector" used for? | |
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| Well, George, you remember that scene near the end of "The Wizard of Oz" where the Wizard....uh, whoops. Hey! Let's go get you some yummy ice cream! | |
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| A draft notice? But... I'm afraid of war! | |
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| Yeah, I got mine yesterday. I'm fleeing to the breakaway Republic of Absolutistan. It's really cold there, but new citizens get all the vodka they can drink. | |
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| Hmmm. Any other way you can think of to get out of it that doesn't involve moving? | |
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| Well, remember what Gabe did in front of the draft board during the Gulf War? | |
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