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| So, Mr. Rush Chairman, why should I consider Kappa Kappa Phi? | |
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| Well, first off, there's the parties. The sorority chicks are super hot, and there's so much booze that you could talk to God on the porcelain telephone every weekend. | |
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| I'm not really much of a drinker, and besides, doesn't that much partying impact your classwork? | |
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| Hell no! We have a library of term papers on everything from "Comets and the Mass Extinction of the Dinosaurs" to "The Effect of the Femidom on Gender Bias." What's your major, anyway? | |
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| Biology, with a specialization in Cornhology. | |
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| Hmm. Seems like every guy I've met studying that ends up pledging Alpha Rho Sigma. Kinda quiet guys, but they've got a great intramural wrestling team. | |
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