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| Agent Scully, thanks for agreeing to help me even though you aren't really on the show anymore. What kind of creature might secrete this substance? | |
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| Agent Doggett, this is obviously from a leech or a fluke, such as the one Mulder and I battled in Season 2 in the episode called "The host". | |
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| Uh, what's with the redundant backstory? Don't you think the fans will remember the infamous Flukeman episode? | |
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| Yes, but we're trying to attract new viewers. That's why you and me and Agent Reyes will be having a threesome during sweeps week. | |
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| And how would that fit the theme of the show? | |
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| She's going to use telekinesis to remove your pajamas. I think the writers have been sneaking looks at the Usenet fan fiction again. | |
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