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| I'm Ellen Degeneres, speaking on behalf of the homosexual lobby. | |
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| And I'm Fred Jacobs, of NAMBFLA, the North American Man-Boy-Feline Love Association | |
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| Since we can't reproduce, we're recruiting your children. | |
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| Won't you please advise your children and pets to get in my white station wagon when I visit your neighborhood? | |
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| The decline of Western morality starts with you! Please talk to your children today about this exciting opportunity. | |
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| Offer void in Utah and on US military bases {wink}. | |
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