CC97: Which desk would you like to hide under today?

Author: lara7

Date: February 2, 2002

by lara7
2-02-02
Introducing our newest operating System- Microsoft Windows XPLSD.
How has Windows XPLSD helped your business, sir?
Our productivity has increased 92%, thanks to Microsoft's innovative "Office Insistent".
Office Insistent? How does that work?
By dosing you with 50 micrograms of a powerful hallucinogen and insisting that if you're working hard enough, you'll avoid seeing the....oh, shit!