A threat to family values

Author: lara7

Date: March 28, 2002

by lara7
3-28-02
Heather is a girl like any other. She likes to read and jump rope and loves NSync.
I'm gonna marry Lance Bass!
I love Joey Fatone! He's sooo dreamy.
But Heather's family is a little different from yours and mine.
Guess what, honey! We're forming a soccer league with the library employees.
We'll be called "the Dewey Decimators"
Heather has two Kaufmans.
Please kill me. Now.