cc 113: We'll go back and fix this digitally in 20 years....

Author: lara7

Date: April 17, 2002

by lara7
4-17-02
Aboard the Death Star...
Great. I'm going to die in a trash compactor.
It's funny; you'd think only one wall would move towards a stationary wall, rather than having both walls move together.
What?
And where does that creature go while the trash is being compacted? And why compact trash if you're just going to jettison it into space?
CUT!!
Carrie, stick to the script.
Okay, fine. But don't blame me when whole fanzine articles are written about the problem of Imperial Garbage Disposal.