CC 131: Advice

Author: lara7

Date: July 14, 2002

by lara7
7-14-02
I'm feeling down. The guy I like won't return my calls, I hate my job, and it feels like nothing matters anymore.
Why don't you try swimming around in your own excrement? I do it all the time, and I'm never sad. Then again, my brain's the size of a pea.
Boorite, you used to work in mental health- what should I do?
I find getting mind-numbingly drunk helps. If that doesn't work for you, you might try seeing a midget Chinese therapist.
Three months later:
Wow, I feel great! What's the secret to your success as a therapist?
Little. Yellow. Different.