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| I'm feeling down. The guy I like won't return my calls, I hate my job, and it feels like nothing matters anymore. | |
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| Why don't you try swimming around in your own excrement? I do it all the time, and I'm never sad. Then again, my brain's the size of a pea. | |
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| Boorite, you used to work in mental health- what should I do? | |
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| I find getting mind-numbingly drunk helps. If that doesn't work for you, you might try seeing a midget Chinese therapist. | |
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| Wow, I feel great! What's the secret to your success as a therapist? | |
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| Little. Yellow. Different. | |
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