Satan's biography...continued.

Author: laughinginyourface

Date: December 10, 2003

They never could pick up chicks, either.
Will you go out with me to hell?
No, you suck.
Collage was a problem, as well.
...SAT score:666, worked at death metal concert, then joined the band Chaos Eternal Internal...
I don't think you're really what we're looking for...
Back to present...
Must have been nothing.
Yeah.