FTC 13 ITS A BIG MOTHA!

Author: laughinginyourface

Date: December 10, 2003

Boy, this year is going to be an interesting one.
Why, boss? Production is through the roof, and morale has never been better since we all switched to Geico.
That's just it. The Naughty Index is up to 89% this year! We're overstocked!
Holy Jizz Turrets Santa! What are we going to do?
That story sucks, there's no pun in. It was my reflexes.
Now that I'm down, wanna have sex?