What you don't know about Jesus

Author: laughinginyourface

Date: December 15, 2003

Happy Birthday, Jesus! Santa sends his love...and this present.
That milk-swilling glory hound? Put it with the others.
...and I want a doggy, and another leg for Jimmy, and a seashell, and a Polly Perky Tits dolly, and...
For the last time, I'm not santa!!! Now go play in Saddam's bunker.
...just passing by...
Come closer...