Sheriff Joe Tries To Stop The Invasion Of Sudoku

Author: leggo_my_ego

Date: July 30, 2008

by leggo_my_ego
7-30-08
I'm Sheriff Joe Arpaio, and I instituted Tent City, pink underwear, bringing back chain gangs, and giving out green bologna sandwiches.
I know. You're plenty tough. Look, sheriff, the Sudoku is invading the country. What can we do?
Those darned aliens must be beaten back! Hey, I deputize you to get prisoners to do a perimeter sweep. In the meantime, I have business to attend to.
Yes, sir.
Now I can spend some peace and quiet. Hey, where's that book someone left here, the one with the numbers in the squares? I just can't put it down!