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| Officer, why did you pull me over? | |
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| You weren't speeding in your car on the road. You were speeding on the park grass a mile back. | |
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| I was crawling on the ground after my infant! | |
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| My radar clocked you going 2 m.p.h. in a 1 m.p.h. crawl zone. | |
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| I wish you could give me a break. | |
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| Alright. I'll amend it to "Failure to yield to a turtle." | |
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