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by letoatreides
9-24-02
Small children are far more flammable then I had imagined...
Pain hurts!
I cannot live with the knowledge that that poor little boy will never score...
It's alright, mister! I put the fire out with my tears of agony!
I...I fucking missed.
You're bleeding, mister. Sometimes I bleed, after church.

 

by letoatreides
9-24-02
Holy shit! What the hell is that?
Brap.
What the fuck does "brap" mean?
Brap.

 

by letoatreides
9-24-02
That better not be Bob.
*knock knock*
I was going to shoot you, but you're not Bob.
My name is Cornelius!
Thank God it wasn't Bob. I fucking hate that guy.
My nipple ring got caught in the door. Is anyone...is anyone there?

 

by letoatreides
9-24-02
Your head! It's shape, it excites me! I will catch you and make you my love slave!
Holy CHRIST
I will catch you and make you my pet buttplug!
WHY ME GOD WHY
My mom said I can't see the last panel!
Poop is brown!

 

by letoatreides
9-24-02
Your head! It's shape, it excites me! I will catch you and make you my love slave!
Holy CHRIST
I will catch you and make you my pet buttplug!
WHY ME GOD WHY
My mom said I can't see the last panel!
Poop is brown!

 

by letoatreides
9-24-02
Your head! It's shape, it excites me! I will catch you and make you my love slave!
Holy CHRIST
I will catch you and make you my pet buttplug!
WHY ME GOD WHY
My mom said I can't see the last panel!
Poop is brown!

 

by letoatreides
9-24-02
Leto is a complete dumbass
He fucking held down the enter key with that last comic
The title sucks on that one
I here he didn't like it, it was an accident
Fuck you, Leto!
This site should have some kind of ability to delete shit, so he wouldn't be such a total embarassment

 

by letoatreides
9-24-02
*dead thoughts*
This is just ridiculous...a perfectly good body just stuffed in a garbage can.
If there was only a way to take the body without being inconspicuous...
I didn't think it would fit...I hope none of it is sticking out...
Mommy, that man is walking funny!

 

by letoatreides
9-24-02
You are lookin' mighty fine, hot mamma skedaddly, light my fiah of burning desiah!
I don't think we're the same species.
Tylah want's to evolve with you, baby, all the way till the break of dawn!
I'm going to bite off your fucking arm now.

 

by letoatreides
9-25-02
What can you teach me about life?
The most important thing of all...
Eventually people will gang up on you, steal your goddamned pants, screw you in places you can't even fit a nickel in and leave you half-naked and crying in a fucking alley.
When I get home, I'm going to eat all of Mommy's pills.
Damn the Dallas Cowboys, damn them to hell for making me go through that.

 

by letoatreides
9-25-02
Last night I was hax0ring the Parrallel Universe server and I got the best character in the game and I was running three kernels touch my ass.
Is it retarded in here or is it just you?
Love me like I'm your little cuddly bunny pet or I'll tell the principal that you guys crapped in my notebook
Jesus Christ, I've had enough of you. I'm going to let the fucking kangaroo handle it this time. Bullshit oozes out of your very pores. You will pay.
I...
Dont. Just don't.

 

by letoatreides
9-26-02
I'm going to ride you. I'm a cowboy. I need a horse.
How 'bout no? I'm a fucking donkey. Cowboys don't ride donkeys.
My dad was a cowboy and he rode a donkey, and also my uncle.
Why don't you ride your uncle instead?
No, you see, he rides me.
I hate my life.

 

by letoatreides
9-26-02
Dear Diary: Today I tried to register to vote. When I asked the lady at the counter why there was no "robot" race checkbox, she told me that no one likes robots.
I pulled off her head like a wine cork and rolled it down the hallway. I feel bad about it, though. Why?
I guess I might have a conscience now. This is terrible. Now I can't crush all hu-mans. I think I'll take a bath. A long, wet bath. -Love, Red Robot...PS: My crotch hurts, but I don't have nuts.

 

by letoatreides
12-23-02
Fuck you.
No, fuck YOU.
REVELATION!
REVELATION!
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Daylight come and me wanna go home.

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