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| Dear Diary: Today I tried to register to vote. When I asked the lady at the counter why there was no "robot" race checkbox, she told me that no one likes robots. | |
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| I pulled off her head like a wine cork and rolled it down the hallway. I feel bad about it, though. Why? | |
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| I guess I might have a conscience now. This is terrible. Now I can't crush all hu-mans. I think I'll take a bath. A long, wet bath. -Love, Red Robot...PS: My crotch hurts, but I don't have nuts. | |
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