Too Close To The Truth To Be A Joke

Author: lysteria

Date: June 1, 2001

by lysteria
6-01-01
I'm worried about my politics.
What about them?
They lack consistency - every time I think I've found something solid to grip onto, I find it collapses into so much mush. And it embarrasses me when my friends ask me about them.
So do mine. Plus, mine really smell pungent.
How can your politics smell pungent?
Oh, politics?! I thought you were talking about droppings!