Subtlelty Has Its Own Rewards

Author: lysteria

Date: June 2, 2001

by lysteria
6-02-01
Jeff gatecrashes a private party.
Oh wow! I've seen TV shows about these parties! You guys who have a fetish about dressing up as animals are sooo cool. Can we, like, fiddle about and do stuff?
No, you can't. Leave us alone.
How about you? You've got a way cool costume. Can we cuddle and play around?
Keep your hands to yourself, slimeball.
Don't even think about it.