All comics by m0ped

 

by m0ped
12-21-02
Darigaaz masterbates
Tinkerbell, I grow weary of fondling myself, come earn your CCBE
hehehe, he is walking into my trap
the trap is sprung
I am not Tinkerbell you fool, I am ARHAR THE MIDGET QUEEN!!!!
SHIT!!!! And my axe is nowere to be found, WHO WILL SAVE ME!!!!
The saviour
Don't worry Dar, I Paladin en-Zombie have smote the midget
I am saved, I shall grant you honorary Canadian Status for this, Let us dance the dance of love

 

by m0ped
1-13-03
ColeW talks to his bird
No woman will make sweet love to me, I will hack my penis to pieces *hee hee, penis pieces*
*squak*
He finds a letter tied to the birds neck
*My dearest ColeW I fantazize about your sweet tight buttcheeks, and masterbate to the thought of your penis caressing my forhead. Meet me at the graveyard and let me taste your sweetness*
HE SHOOTS HE SCORES
Arhar walks in, then it get's ugly
I'm here my love, I brought the midget pun, look I didn't even bother with my pants!!!!
OH GOD NO, EVEN I CAN'T STOOP THAT LOW, LET DEATH BE SWIFT

 

by m0ped
1-31-03
ColeW has a breakdown
I don't understand why no one likes me, I call myself PoopShoot, I worship Zvi, I had Forum DOMINATION more times than I can count.
I'm the narrator, and even I don't like him
Blisterguy, like most 'tingers, just doesn't care about the departure
THE CLAW! THE CLAW!
It's like all my moronic, childish quirks just weren't good enough.
Bob drives the point home
Well then, FUCK YOU ALL, I'm gonna take my ball and go home. Or to brainburst, they'll appreciate my wit and character.
It's one thing to accept defeat. It's another to finally agree to disagree. It's just fucking funny for everyone else when you pack your toys and go home. Pussy.

 

by m0ped
1-31-03
ColeW has a breakdown
I don't understand why no one likes me, I call myself PoopShoot, I worship Zvi, I had Forum DOMINATION more times than I can count.
I'm the narrator, and even I don't like him
Blisterguy, like most 'tingers, just doesn't care about the departure
THE CLAW! THE CLAW!
It's like all my moronic, childish quirks just weren't good enough.
Bob drives the point home
Well then, FUCK YOU ALL, I'm gonna take my ball and go home. Or to brainburst, they'll appreciate my wit and character.
It's one thing to accept defeat. It's another to finally agree to disagree. It's just fucking funny for everyone else when you pack your toys and go home. Pussy.

 

by m0ped
3-17-03
Gil vs. Blisterguy
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why don't you post something different for once, gil?
Random-Miser vs. Bob
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Man, I put random-moron on my ignore list for a reason. STOP QUOTING RANDOM DUMBFUCK PLEASE.
Rastabumclut fought the law, and the law won
And about sex, I'll try, but I think sex is PERFECTLY natural and beautiful. Be it between a man and a man, a man and woman, or a woman and woman, as long as they both RESPECT each other.
You got the paragraphs, but the capitalization didn't seem to come out quite right. Sorry to hear that. Best of luck.

 

by m0ped
3-04-06
In the beginning, their was nothing...
Out of the darkness, came...keiban
Where did I put those hawtpants?
His purpose, to promote drunken gaming and overall sexiness where ever he may go.
Don't forget the swedish midget porn.

 

by m0ped
3-14-06
./shout "Now recruiting, Personal Agitators. A guild created by adults, for adults. PST to me, Orghot for more info"
HEY U ASHOLE I DONT THINK ITS RIGHT TAHT U ONLY ALOW ADULTS IN11!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL TAHTS DISCRIMINATION AND IMA RAPORT UR ASS!11!1! WTF LOL N00B1!111!11 OMG WTF LOL
./shout "Now recruiting, Personal Agitators. A guild created by adults, for adults. PST to me, Orghot for more info"
I think it might be time to switch to decaf Org.

 

by m0ped
4-29-06
Oh my god. I can't believe how much I had to drink last night. I hope I didn't do anything stupid. Now where's that light switch...
morning "zedo" if that's your real name. You were great. Call me.
I'm in my happy place, I'm in my happy place.

 

by m0ped
5-05-06
So I'm taking my morning dump today, and a thought pops into my head. How does a blind person know when to quit wiping their ass?
Is the some kind or predetermined amount of wipes the Blind Peope of America recommends? Do they just rub themselves raw? Is walking around with big skid marks just another downside of being blind?
You need help

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