Wha'ts love got to do with it

Author: m0ped

Date: January 13, 2003

by m0ped
1-13-03
ColeW talks to his bird
No woman will make sweet love to me, I will hack my penis to pieces *hee hee, penis pieces*
*squak*
He finds a letter tied to the birds neck
*My dearest ColeW I fantazize about your sweet tight buttcheeks, and masterbate to the thought of your penis caressing my forhead. Meet me at the graveyard and let me taste your sweetness*
HE SHOOTS HE SCORES
Arhar walks in, then it get's ugly
I'm here my love, I brought the midget pun, look I didn't even bother with my pants!!!!
OH GOD NO, EVEN I CAN'T STOOP THAT LOW, LET DEATH BE SWIFT