Passover

Author: mach17

Date: March 27, 2002

by mach17
3-27-02
This is the story of passover (Muslims celebrate this religion too). For thousands of years, Jewish (teh good Jews, atleast ;D) people in Egypt were being persecuted by an evil, powerhungry Pharoh.
Moses: *crei* why teh h8?
Pharoh: Cuz you sux. You're supposed to pray to teh meh, not God (Allah, wutever).
Moses, tired of the persecution, decided to desert Egypt.
Moses: Let's go Jews! There's a River. Please seperate teh river. Thanks. Bye.
*dies*
Thousands of years later...
Kettch: Why si the holiday called passover?
Mach17: Cuz, every year, I pass cum on over to yir mom.