CC178: Big Winner Alright.

Author: maddog00

Date: March 26, 2003

by maddog00
3-26-03
Hey, I just won the National Clearing House Sweepstakes! Look, here's the check.
Here, let me see that.
Yeah, boy. Millions of dollars here I come.
You didn't win, you idiot. That check is fake. What you did win is free three issues of Sports Illustrated.
Shit, I shouldn't of bought those three cars then.
Nope.