FTC31: It figures

Author: maddog00

Date: April 15, 2004

by maddog00
4-15-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
I think I just took another shit in this spacesuit.
Of all the people to be our savior, we get this idiot.