FTC34: First time's a charm

Author: maddog00

Date: May 7, 2004

by maddog00
5-07-04
Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me?
Yes, we did.
What was your first date with him like?
It was...well, let's just say it was interesting...
*Start Flashback*
What...what is that for?
I wanna nail you. That such a bad thing?