FTC34: Earn your wings

Author: maddog00

Date: May 10, 2004

by maddog00
5-10-04
Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me?
Yes, we did.
What was your first date with him like?
It was...well, let's just say it was interesting...
*Start Flashback*
You could've at least told me you were on the rag. Jesus.