office space VS fight club

Author: markbaland

Date: May 16, 2004

by markbaland
5-16-04
i get software ready for the big Y2K conversion; i add 2 digits to all the dates so... NEVERMIND!
You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fuckin' khakis.
i have people skills, DAMNIT!
You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
DOH! i forgot to put the cover sheet on my TPS report!
Congratulations. You're one step closer to hitting bottom.