The Real Way To Tip A Cow

Author: marylinndr

Date: February 20, 2004

by marylinndr
2-20-04
Bored.Nothing to do.
Hey man, wanna go cow tipping?
Sure.
Drove to the nearby farm.
Whoa!Look at that one!She must be the mother of all cows!
Yeah! I wanna go first!
Takes his wallet out and...
Dude!What are you doing?!
I'm tipping the cow.Sorry mother of all cows.I only have a 5 dollar bill to give you.Please don't think I'm cheap!