This Is A True Story,Well,Most Of It

Author: marylinndr

Date: February 22, 2004

by marylinndr
2-22-04
Hey man, guess what I found under my mattress.
Ummm...Bed Bugs?
No.I found that Dungeons & Dragons Player's Handbook Core Rulebook Part 1 I was looking for for a year.Ya know,the 1 I thought you stole.How embarassing.
Good thing your parents didn't see cuz parents usually find Playboy Mags under a kid's bed & if your parents found a D&D rulebook,they would have been like,"My kid needs a book to learn the rules....
What a disgrace to our family.& another thing,they would've said there is a core rulebook part 3.5 now.Our child is so out of date...Child?We have no child.He's looking at naked Orcs for God's sake!!
No.& dude,you are 1 twisted & confused fool.