If Luke Skywalker Chose To Be On The Dark Side

Author: marylinndr

Date: March 3, 2004

by marylinndr
3-03-04
Luke chose to be on the Dark Side.
I'm glad you chose to be on the Dark Side of the Force Luke.Oh yeah,&,Luke...I am your father.
Oh.Hi dad.So what do you actually do hear on the Dark Side of the Force?
We make the Darkest things in all galaxies far...far away.But not a long time ago.We still make it.People hate it so much because it...it...it stains!!!
What possibly can it be?
Ink.What else would it be?
Oh.So I'm guessing the other Side of the force makes lamps.This is gonna be easier than I thought.Hey wait a minute...Did you say you are my father?!We look nothing alike!Where's my mommy?& who?