PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE:GONE WILD!!!

Author: marylinndr

Date: October 2, 2004

by marylinndr
10-02-04
How many states are there in the U.S.A.?
JOHN KERRY:52
GEORGE BUSH:I agree with the Senator.
What are you going to do about the job problems in California?
JOHN KERRY:I will make sure the companies will stop shutting down.
GEORGE BUSH:Uhmmm....I disagree?
President makes some phone calls.Five hours later, George Bush wins the debate.
JOHN KERRY:NNOOOO!!!Recount!!!
GEORGE BUSH:YeeHaww!!The phone worked again!!