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by mcchase
10-24-01
Poppy was the best circus dog ever, until one day....
Look at me, I am the greatest!
I am so jealous of poppy, I want to beat him up...if only I were bigger!
All of a sudden, Stinky, the squirrel, turned into a huge steroid freak!
What the F*@#!!!!!!
I'm going to Kick your ass Poppy!!!
Just then Tony Danza Showed up:
Mutha F%$#! Son of a.... You popped my ball!
I guess Stinky showed Poppy "Who's the Boss!"

 

by mcchase
10-24-01
On the Next Episode of Friends: Joey gets lucky?
If I say yes, maybe Phoebe will sleep with me....oh was that out loud?
Joey, Do you like my new hair color?
Chander and Monica go downhill:
Chandler, Since your back using Crack, I decided to get fat again...check out my lard-ass!
I'm chandler BING!!! OH MY GOD I am so fucking Funny!!! BING BING BING.....where's my paycheck?
Desperate for ratings, Rachel gets hot & heavy with a new neighbor (played by Tony Danza):
HEEEY, how's it going Angela, I mean Rachel? Where's Johnathan...err, I mean Ross?
Hey Tony!!! Ross is gone to the store, let's go make hot monkey love!

 

by mcchase
10-24-01
It was a beautiful summer day in the city....
Hey McFarty, what did you have for dinner? HEY Stinky-Ass...I'm talking to YOU!!!
Yipes!
Franks and Beans!
dats nasty!

 

by mcchase
10-31-01
Deep Thoughts:
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Mankind.
Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind."
What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

 

by mcchase
10-31-01
Deep Thoughts
Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike.
The first is, we both like to spread our "stink" around.
The second is we both get hit by cars a lot.
The third is stripes.

 

by mcchase
10-31-01
You know what would make a good story?
Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad.
I'm sad.
Also, he has severe diarrhea.

 

by mcchase
10-31-01
The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole and started to drink.
But then he looked around and saw skulls and bones everywhere.
UH-OH!
This watering hole is reserved for skeletons.

 

by mcchase
10-31-01
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little niece to Disneyland, but instead I drove her to an old burned-out warehouse.
Oh, no, Disneyland burned down!
She cried and cried, but I think that deep down, she thought it was a pretty good joke.
This is hilarious!
*sniff*
I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
Time for Uncle Bob to go get drunk...see ya later kid-o!
Is Mickey really dead?

 

by mcchase
10-31-01
Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom.
I could walk about freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads.
It was only later that I discovered they were not Indians at all, but a pack of wild clones of Tony Danza!!
Who' s The Boss Now, Biatch?

 

by mcchase
11-01-01
Interview with Survivor Contestants
We're here talking to Jerri from Surivor 2, who is in Playboy this month. NICE Rack baby!
Thanks Howard, I lost a lot of weight in the outback. Playboy was a lot of fun, I know I'm the hottest on the show.
Jerry, I'd do you in a second, you just gotta learn to shut your stinkin trap for 5 minutes...or at least 5 seconds because that's how long I last....right robin?
Howard, I'd do you too...if you'd pay me a million dollars of course...just like Mark Burnett.
Yeah it was tough out there...dealing with the heat. I'd have to clean up in the river and stuff.
Your a dirty girl, I bet your dirty in bed too! Look at me...I'm playing with myself right now...check this out Robin....I'm fully aroused!

 

by mcchase
11-05-01
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset?
And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet.
And also, you're drunk.

 

by mcchase
11-05-01
When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police.
But then I got curious about it.
I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.
What a dumb-ass!

 

by mcchase
11-05-01
Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First take out the garbage.
Where should I throw out this shit?
Out in the back behind the garage.
Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled napkin, and take that out too.
Got any trash for me?
Yeah, here you go trash-boy.
Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy.
That Trash Boy sure is stinky.
I would like to get my trash bagged by him anyday.

 

by mcchase
11-05-01
Meanwhile, on planet "If you know what I mean.."
Sure is a nice day out today....if you know what I mean?
Yeah, great day to fly a kite...if you know what I mean?
Yeah, perfect amount of wind....if you know what I mean?
Good day to take the dog out for a walk...if you know what I mean?
I'd rather just sit at a bench and feed the birds...if you know what I mean?
Dude, you're disgusting...if you know what i mean?

 

by mcchase
11-05-01
NICE BALL!!!!
Thanks!
NICE BALL!!!!
I said, Thanks!
NICE BALL!!!!

 

by mcchase
11-05-01
NICE BALL!!!
NICE BALL!!!
NICE BALL!!!

 

by mcchase
11-05-01
NICE BALL!!!
You sick sick bunny....stay away from Peaches...I'm calling the police!
NICE BALL!!!
Get in the car Bunny...you're a menace to society.
NICE BALL???
You're going to like it here!

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