Deep Thoughts: Trash Boy

Author: mcchase

Date: November 5, 2001

by mcchase
11-05-01
Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First take out the garbage.
Where should I throw out this shit?
Out in the back behind the garage.
Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled napkin, and take that out too.
Got any trash for me?
Yeah, here you go trash-boy.
Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy.
That Trash Boy sure is stinky.
I would like to get my trash bagged by him anyday.