A lapful of sperm

Author: megaton_b_boy2000

Date: December 17, 2001

SUCKLE ON MY MANLY LOVE-STAFF. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
ACTUALLY I DO NOT BECAUSE I AM BUSY EATING A PHALLIC BUN.
I AM INTRIGUED. IN WHICH WAY IS THE BUN PHALLUS-LIKE?
IT IS LONG AND CYLINDRICAL LIKE ALL GOOD BAKED PRODUCTS SHOULD BE. WITNESS THE POPULARITY OF THE BAGUETTE (ESPECIALLY IN FRANCE).
WHERE MAY I PURCHASE SUCH BAKED GOODS? I GROW WEARY OF MAN-MEAT AND WOULD DEARLY LIKE SOME BREAD RELATED PRODUCT.