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SUCKLE ON MY MANLY LOVE-STAFF. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
ACTUALLY I DO NOT BECAUSE I AM BUSY EATING A PHALLIC BUN.
I AM INTRIGUED. IN WHICH WAY IS THE BUN PHALLUS-LIKE?
IT IS LONG AND CYLINDRICAL LIKE ALL GOOD BAKED PRODUCTS SHOULD BE. WITNESS THE POPULARITY OF THE BAGUETTE (ESPECIALLY IN FRANCE).
WHERE MAY I PURCHASE SUCH BAKED GOODS? I GROW WEARY OF MAN-MEAT AND WOULD DEARLY LIKE SOME BREAD RELATED PRODUCT.

 

Evening Dave. How was your day?
Oh my god, I have just had the worst day ever. I got fired from work. Someone phoned the boss and told him I molest donkeys.
Oh no! That totally sucks.
And then... I got home, and somebody had murdered my wife, and burnt down my house. Who would do such a thing?
April Fool!

 

Amazing! My flux capacitor is fully working! I can now go back to our past!
Cool! Dr Brown, can I go on a trip to Woodstock? I want to catch my idol Jimi.
I'm not happy it's fully working just now, Marty, but if you insist.
Huzzah! I'm going to the past! Huh- aaarrrgh! It burns!
Finally! I'm rid of his Jimi fixation. I don't know how that fool can stand his guitar wailings all day.

 

Brad, I don't get why we're still doing this. We should have quit after the council banned us from singing within a 10 mile radius of any civilisation.
But just think, one hit album and my server problems will be over forever! Plus I figure it'll be a good way to meet chicks.
I've been having my doubts about that. It's the band's name- Hunky Young Men Entertaining Nations. You do realise that spells "HYMEN".
Your point being?
People might think we're gay, and that we go about saying "Hi!" to men!
Naah. It's spelt differently. We should be okay.

 

SIR, YOU HAVE INTRUDED IN MY BOUDOIR NOW YOU MUST PARTAKE IN THE PLEASURES OF THE MOUTH.
IS IT THE COCK YOU SPEAK OF? IN THAT CASE I WILL PAY MY PENANCE GLADLY.
I AM AFRAID NOT. INSTEAD YOU MUST EAT THE BUNS WHICH I HAVE LOVINGLY PREPARED IN MY OVEN.
MY LIEGE, DO THESE BUNS CONTAIN SEMEN?
OF COURSE NOT- THEY'RE JUST FUCKING BUNS. WHAT KIND OF SICK WEIRDO ARE YOU?
IF LOVING SPERM-ENCRUSTED BUNS MAKES ME A CRIMINAL, THEN I WILL READILY DO THE TIME.

 

You're under arrest.
But officer, I haven't done anything!
There's just something fishy about you.

 

Did you hear?
What?
The Australian government are making antiperspirant illegal.
You fat sweaty bastard.

 

Hey! No underwater pimping!
Huh?
Wiseguy, eh? Eat my stungun, punk!
Oh, very clever.
Moh!

 

Mmmm. Hey there sexy boy. Want to buy a conundrum?
Okay.
What the fuck have I just paid for?

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