donuts - 0.69€ each.

Author: megaton_b_boy2000

Date: January 15, 2002

SIR, YOU HAVE INTRUDED IN MY BOUDOIR NOW YOU MUST PARTAKE IN THE PLEASURES OF THE MOUTH.
IS IT THE COCK YOU SPEAK OF? IN THAT CASE I WILL PAY MY PENANCE GLADLY.
I AM AFRAID NOT. INSTEAD YOU MUST EAT THE BUNS WHICH I HAVE LOVINGLY PREPARED IN MY OVEN.
MY LIEGE, DO THESE BUNS CONTAIN SEMEN?
OF COURSE NOT- THEY'RE JUST FUCKING BUNS. WHAT KIND OF SICK WEIRDO ARE YOU?
IF LOVING SPERM-ENCRUSTED BUNS MAKES ME A CRIMINAL, THEN I WILL READILY DO THE TIME.