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Author: melissapissa

Date: April 19, 2007

by melissapissa
4-19-07
the bacon lies
Look Bacon, I am sorry but you let yourself go.
But I love you!
it is not you, it's me.
You said you would love me forever!
Fine! Your just not as hot as you used to be. You never had any kids! I don't think you ever had any eggs. You trapped me into a tangled web of lies and never gave me bacon with eggs.
You only loved me for my bacon grease!