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by mew9999
9-25-04
Jack meets his neighbours, and questions their sanity. And possibly their humanity.
Greetings, mortal . . . thing.
lol i r ppl k
Jack moves. More crazy people.
Could I borrow some sugar from you?
k her but wach out cuz dere r mosnturhs her
So, Jack seeks help.
Please . . . make it stop.
I don't believe in killing people. You'll have to vist my cousin. But be careful. VERY . . . careful. He gnaws on stuff.

 

by mew9999
9-26-04
Jack finds after long last what he was looking for: someone who would kill him.
Are you that guy's cousin?
Yes, I am. What do you need?
Or so he thinks. . . .
I want you to kill me. I hate my life. My neighbours all stink. Some of them have more than one working head.
Hmmm . . . no.
Dammit, why not?!
Because the author needs to draw out the comic as long as possible. Life's tough, ya moron.

 

by mew9999
9-26-04
What a waste of bandwith.
Tru dat bitch!

 

by mew9999
9-26-04
Kill me.
No, that would be wrong.
What the hell kind of demon are you?!?!?!?
A reverent one. We're in a church.
Damn . . . that felt good.
Screw you.

 

by mew9999
9-26-04
I give up.
Everyone's a moral asshole anyway.
What the hell?
Prepare, bitch!
And so, our hero gets his wish. Death. Dammit, now I have to make MORE crap. ;-;
Yay! The end!
pwned

 

by mew9999
9-27-04
So, I just told her to get out. She'd been screwing around enough. And she packed up her stuff, and left.
Dude, what's with that? You said just yesterday you two were humping like rabbits.
Yeah, I did. But she was still cheating on me then. So I had to throw her out. I couldn't be with her any longer, anyway.
Does that mean I can fuck her now?
You bastard! I just broke up with her! Don't you CARE?!
. . . is that a yes?

 

by mew9999
9-27-04
You're an asian girl. Asian girls are sexy.
I'm a KID, you pedophile!
But officer, I'm not a pedophile!
In the car, asshole.
Could you pick up that soap?
Ninth time this fucking week

 

by mew9999
9-27-04
HOLY CRAP!!!!
. . . are you a transvestite penguin?
Go fuck yourself.

 

by mew9999
9-29-04
;-;
Why are you sad?
I can't get any fucking.
I'll fuck you.
. . . I'm not into guys.
. . . I'm a GIRL, ASSHOLE!

 

by mew9999
10-07-04
In light of the recent political debates of the candidates of office, I have decided to do a generic comic riddled with political satire.
We will now comment on the pros and cons of the incumbent vice president and the vice presidental candidate running against him. Part II will address the President and his opponent.
Cheney's pros: He's really scary, so he'd probably make terrorists piss themselves.
Edward's pros: He has a strong will to form alliances, which could help our international image.
Cheney's cons: He could drop dead next Tuesday and he looks like my grandfather.
Edward's cons: He's too busy ass-raping Kerry to do anything.

 

by mew9999
10-10-04
Continuing the comic, this time for the Presidential candidates.
That's right, BITCH.
Bush's pros: He doesn't back down from what he says he'll do, and conviction, even if it is wrong, is good.
Kerry's pros: He says he has a plan to help health-care, and he wants to bring more allies to help us with Iraq.
Bush's cons: He blows up innocent people.
Kerry's cons: He's too busy fucking Edwards to do anything.

 

by mew9999
3-30-05
Did you know that a bunch of kids have gone missing lately?
Umm . . . no.
It's been all over the news. Are you sure?
I know nothing about the kids I took!
. . . holy shit.
Okay, I'm speeding yours up, asshole.

 

by mew9999
3-30-05
Can I help you?
Yeah. Can you pull me out of this trash can?
Ummmm . . . no. Sorry.
Why not?!
Cause you look fucking ridiculous.
Fat fuck.

 

by mew9999
3-31-05
Who are you?
Please, could you pull me out of this damn can?
No, I don't think so.
Damn it, not you! WHY?!
Cause you look fucking silly in that can.
. . . DAMMIT!!

 

by mew9999
3-31-05
Mr. Reaper, will you please kill me?
No.
WHAT THE HELL?! THAT'S YOUR DAMN JOB!
I don't believe in assisted suicide.

 

by mew9999
3-31-05
I couldn't get those guys to get me out. I couldn't the friggin' Grim Reaper to KILL me.
!?!??!?! I'M OUT! YAY
The Reaper's gonna kill me?!

 

by mew9999
1-28-06
You've missed your quota for this month, Reaper.
I'm sorry Satan, but business isn't what it used to be.
I know. That's why I'm replacing you with someone more efficient.
What?! Who the fuck is more efficient than me?!
Wassup?
Oh, you're fucking joking.

 

by mew9999
1-29-06
I can't help it, Reaper. Bob is a lot better than you at what you do.
But I'm the Reaper, dammit! I'm death embodied!
Well, you suck at it now. Go talk to Bob
No. I refuse.
Hi, I'm Bob. Nice to meet you, Reaper.
Fucking chicken.

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