Campaign Thing - Pt. I

Author: mew9999

Date: October 7, 2004

by mew9999
10-07-04
In light of the recent political debates of the candidates of office, I have decided to do a generic comic riddled with political satire.
We will now comment on the pros and cons of the incumbent vice president and the vice presidental candidate running against him. Part II will address the President and his opponent.
Cheney's pros: He's really scary, so he'd probably make terrorists piss themselves.
Edward's pros: He has a strong will to form alliances, which could help our international image.
Cheney's cons: He could drop dead next Tuesday and he looks like my grandfather.
Edward's cons: He's too busy ass-raping Kerry to do anything.