Hog Heaven

Author: millergirl12

Date: October 26, 2015

by millergirl12
10-26-15
Pig! How do you suppose we hide three little pigs at a Witches Halloween Barbecue?
Mr. Piggy and I will wrap the little pigs in a blanket and we will saunter past security.The object is to be inconspicuous.
The Warlocks will smell sausage and ham.They have a heightened sense of awareness since they stopped eating spam and it will be a Witches Fiasco unless we can find a diversion.
Hey! look who just walked in the Ham&Egger!
Someone called for a piggyback fork lift driver.What are you hauling?
Ok! Fat Man, so much for the human sacrifice to the gods.We are moving top quality pickled pig's feet to our Amsterdam Connection!