I need a...

Author: mimsywhimsy

Date: April 3, 2001

by mimsywhimsy
4-03-01
Eric, I need a man.
Don't we all?
Someone to sleep with, someone to cuddle with....
Someone to promise you the world then leave you standing there...with NOTHING but a tear and two bags of cheap potato chips.
That's it, I'm over men...I'll just use the "pulverise" setting on my vibrator.
That was in throughly bad taste.