Tell who to eat a what?

Author: mindless_ranter

Date: September 28, 2002

by mindless_ranter
9-28-02
At Orientation
Ok, a few last questions. 10mins till closing and a guy comes in, you're tired and want to go home. What should you do?
I should tell him to.... EAT A DICK!
Good, now; its 12mins till closing, you're fatigued and 12choir boys from the catholic church across town come in, what should you do?
I should tell him to.... EAT A DICK!
Now thats just silly
Excellent, we here at KFC would like to welcome you to our team!
Hey what can i say?... EAT A DICK!