Don't Play with Matches Kids!!

Author: mksh21

Date: February 28, 2001

by mksh21
2-28-01
Bongo meets Jesus
Hello Bongo. How are you I'm Jesus Christ?
Is your middle name H-Fucking?? Every time I get in trouble thats what my dad says.
Why no Bongo. Your father has taken my name in vain!! I'm here to warn you of the evils of playing with matches!
Matches, aw Hell there fun to play with!!
Kids don't play with matches or you could kill Jesus too!!
Oh my God I killed Jesus!!!