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by mksh21
2-28-01
Bongo meets Jesus
Hello Bongo. How are you I'm Jesus Christ?
Is your middle name H-Fucking?? Every time I get in trouble thats what my dad says.
Why no Bongo. Your father has taken my name in vain!! I'm here to warn you of the evils of playing with matches!
Matches, aw Hell there fun to play with!!
Kids don't play with matches or you could kill Jesus too!!
Oh my God I killed Jesus!!!

 

by mksh21
2-28-01
Hunter and Bryan reflect on High School
Dude now that were unsuccsefull ex-high school studs I'm really depressed.
Yeah man I bet all those geeks we picked on are rich now.
I bet you that D&D geek Herb McFaggen works for Microsoft or somethin'
Or hes got some hot wife and big house!!
Meanwhile.....
Thanks for your help Mr. McFaggen
WOW! 4 anal probes AND I get $20 bucks, this beats the sperm bank any day!!

 

by mksh21
2-28-01
Uh-Oh a clever youth...What's he doing here!!
Hey look at the Old guy trying to fit in with a Nike shirt!!
Damn Kids...
Are you trting to be "HIP" hawhaw
Actually I'm looking for somewhere to hide the human head I got in this bag! How bout in your moms vagina??
On second thought thats a great shirt, Uh I gotta get home...

 

by mksh21
3-01-01
Satan Checks his messages-
Reaper better not call in sick to today...That damned Oprah special is on
Hello Satan, I won't be able to make it to work today. I have a cold.
Hah, sucker, finally I get to watch Oprah!!
Our guest today will be Jarrod Fogle who lost 300 pounds by eating only male Semen..
I need you to kill Ophrah Winfrey for me.
But the temp agency said this was a Data-Entry job!!

 

by mksh21
3-01-01
Call screening 101-Tricks of Student Loans-1st attempt-The Fake Raver
Hey sexy I saw you at the raver last week!! Pick up the phone..
mmmmmmmmm....
Student Loan 2nd attempt- The buddy
Hey Trevor I got that dope I owe you man!! Pick up the phone!!
Yeah right!!
Student Loan attempt 3-The direct approach
LISTEN you dickless community college dropout, fork over that 2 grand while your mother still ENJOYS me raping her
Must get job!!

 

by mksh21
3-01-01
Hell misconception#1
Your soul is mine Bongo- Summer Camp homosexuality IS a sin!!!
Goddamn boy scouts!!
Hell misconception#2
Well, the Jehovas Witness doesn't seem so clever now does it.
Freakin Michael Jackson!
Hell misconception#3
Lets see Masturbation- thats 10 years for every sperm kille- Oh your not Catholic- Get the fuck outta here
Dude can I still wank it in Heaven???

 

by mksh21
3-01-01
So humanoid are you terrified!!
Dude this is lamer than the set of the original Star Trek!!
Your not the least bit afraid???
Well only if you "Anal Probe me" (wink wink)
Well actually we've done all we can with our anal probing, We've abducted a beautiful woman for YOU to anally probe.
Ahhh! Send me back you horrible monster!!!

 

by mksh21
3-03-01
I've figured out a way to get Thousands of people to succumb To our evil!!
Yeah how so??
Well, lets just say I've got more people to riot and loot than when we fixed the Rodney King and O.J. trials!!
Really how???
Dude gas up the Van it's riot time!!!!!
And in the sporting world Ryan Leaf has been signed by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers...

 

by mksh21
3-04-01
Job Opening in Hell
Well I have a liberal arts degree and can type 32 words a minute, and was a Master of the Universe.(He-Man tm)
Yes but you're the queerest Skeleton I've ever come across, get the fuck outta here
I was a critically acclaimed actor until the drugs ruined my career.
Yeah I saw Back to School too you "Acllaimed" Faggot- NEXT!
Well after "Return on the Jedi" I was forced to do Infomercials and sell my blood for rent money. I'm very bitter!
This is not working out. I wonder if that queer skelton is still around.

 

by mksh21
3-07-01
The Adventures of "Star Fag" continue...
Dude it's so weird seeing the earth like this!!
Well humanoid maybe this will give you a new found respect for your "Earth"
Hmmm, maybe I should have more respect for good ol' earth..
Well that's nice to hear.
Hey ya know what. From here Florida looks like a great big DICK!!!
Easy faggot, or I switch this from Stun to fag-killer!!

 

by mksh21
3-07-01
Star Fag gets kidnapped from his Spaceship
We will now use you for our own selfish purposes!!
Dude, Real quick I'm a fag, I only fuck men, I enjoy anal probes, so not much will terroize me!
That's exactly why we abducted you faggot!
Will Star-Fag stay on this bizarre Planet? Stay tuned!!
Man, a planet lacking shitty waiters and interior decorators, have I died and gone to Fag-heaven or WHAT!!
After you finish re-decorating, could take my lunch order and fuck it up!!!

 

by mksh21
3-08-01
(Please read Star Fag III)Star Fag Returns to his Spaceship.
Wow that abduction was great until I realized those feet for ears were all female!!
Yes, how very ironic.
Wow imagine, total paradise yet no Homosexual sex, the quandry!
Yeah, you know what the sickest part of it all is?
Continued Soon!!!!!!
Dude what?
If those hideous, purple, feet for eared beasts were Male- you'd still be up there plowing ass!

 

by mksh21
3-09-01
The Search for Intergalctic Fag-Love continues as Star Fag forces the Spaceship to land on THE ASS PLANET!!
I am the last of my species, save me from this planet and I'll pleasure your anus for life!
It is rumored this planets' native creature Assus Fuckicus is an endangered species that anal rapes for food!
Suddenly
Die you cretin!!!!
Stay Tuned!!!
DUDE, you fucker, you killed it, that was the last one, it was gonna fuck my ass for life!!
Oh, I thought it was talking to ME. Well my turn to pick the next planet, hmmm Jugos -Planet of the Milky Tits looks good!!

 

by mksh21
3-12-01
Star Fag is concernced over the Universe's declining gay population.
Well you've really done it now dude. You've destroyed Fags all over the Universe!
Well I can't help it, things of a faggy nature make me uneasy. It's a wonder you and I have lasted 6 episodes together, huh?
Well I've gotta fool proof plan to get some anal stimulation! I'm taking a little solo mission down to Earth.
Well you know I allready accidently eliminated Earths' fairy population, so be my guest.
Stay tuned for Episode VII
C'mon squirrel there's Nut Clussters hiding in my colon!!
OKAY..... Goddamn Faggots.

 

by mksh21
3-21-01
The Adventure Continues!
You're probably wondering what turned me into the Homosexual you see here huh?
Actually, I prefer not to think about it, can't we discuss something else?
Well, dude let me tell you anyways, it starts like this...
Goddamn faggot
10 Years Ago
Oh my god what's wrong with it!!!!!
My mom couldn't afford the circumcision, it was either this or an outty belly-button(shudder).

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