Sick Day in Hell

Author: mksh21

Date: March 1, 2001

by mksh21
3-01-01
Satan Checks his messages-
Reaper better not call in sick to today...That damned Oprah special is on
Hello Satan, I won't be able to make it to work today. I have a cold.
Hah, sucker, finally I get to watch Oprah!!
Our guest today will be Jarrod Fogle who lost 300 pounds by eating only male Semen..
I need you to kill Ophrah Winfrey for me.
But the temp agency said this was a Data-Entry job!!